Having been a TA for 3 semesters (and a college student for 11) has taught me that most academic software is insanely bad. Like, really, really bad. Gradescope is, among this vast wasteland of despair, not only an oasis, but a really pleasant one.

Given the baseline, I of course fear that I may just be judging Gradescope on too excessively low a bar. Am I giving it credit just for being able to have expected middle-click functionality?

I don’t think so. I believe that for a reasonable bar for software quality, Gradescope not only meets expectations, but exceeds them. Gradescope is actively nice to use, particularly from a staff perspective, and from what I’m used to with academic software, this is completely incredible, and deserves a treasure trove of praise.

In short: most software comes with negative surprises, realizations that it is harder to use than it looked like it was. Gradescope often comes with positive surprises, realizations that it is easier to use than expected.

Someone on the Gradescope team really understands quality user interface design. Elements of Gradescope typically do precisely what one expects them to do; they are given helpful names that well describe their functionality. Where one would want to directly click and edit text, one can in fact use such direct input. (To edit rubric items, one simply clicks on them and they become text boxes. It is not indirected via an edit button or the such. And oh hey! These text boxes support $LaTeX$!)

Common functionality comes with an assortment of hotkeys, exactly what a grader would be seeking once they have done the same actions many times in a row, and hotkeys that take the same functionality as buttons pop up upon mouse hover over the corresponding buttons. For hotkeys for rubric items, they are simply presented next to the items themselves, without hover even necessary, since as these are numbers, one would naturally want to be able to see the associated numbers at-a-glance rather than memorizing them.

A common regret of graders when grading papers by hand is realization upon certain submissions that a certain penalty or credit on the rubric is probably too harsh or too lenient, and then realizing that one would have to go through the entire stack of papers again to find the students whose grades one should adjust to meet a new standard. Does one have to do the same, but electronically, when using Gradescope? Of course not. Gradescope allows you to filter by a rubric item to see all submissions which have already been assigned that rubric item, and immediately have all the papers that should be reconsidered. If one is only changing the point value of that particular rubric item, one doesn’t even need to go through the papers; one just edits the score associated with it.

Both students and staff benefit from an easy-to-use regrade request feature, which allows for a nice communication channel with which to deal with regrades. As staff, you could have all the submissions in front of you and compare one student’s submission with others and more quickly decide what a fair thing to do is.

Gradescope is software that actually makes grading massively more efficient; there is none of what the rest of academic software does in making you wish you were still doing things the old way.

And every so often, Gradescope rolls new updates. These updates are well tested, are actually features (more useful than shiny), and play along nicely with what has been around before. Recently Gradescope rolled out a prototype of a handwriting recognizer. I’m already really happy with how many names it successfully recognized that we don’t have to manually match anymore.

## JavaScript Puzzle

Some parts of the string on the left of the following expression have been redacted. Fill them in such that that the entire expression evaluates to true.

(And yes, it is one string. None of the black boxes hide a ” character.)

Have fun!

## Respect to Sandwich

For a couple of years, I’ve had the idea of starting a comic strip called Vi, Max, and Nona, of which one of the characters, Nona, is a cartoonist who writes comics involving talking programming languages. It became gradually clear that there’s no way I have time in my life for making this idea fully become reality, but here’s a flushing out of one of the ideas for Nona’s comic.

## Phonetic Alphabets

A as in aisle
B as in bdellium
C as in cnidocyte
D as in djinn
E as in ewe
F as in faze
G as in gnarl
H as in heir
I as in iamb
J as in jicama
K as in know
L as in lech
M as in mnemonic
N as in night
O as in ouija
P as in pneumatic
Q as in quiche
R as in rite
S as in scent
T as in tsunami
U as in upend
V as in vier
W as in whole
X as in xi
Y as in yin
Z as in zhug

A as in Android
B as in big-endian
C as in Coke
D as in dogs
E as in emacs
F as in Firefox
G as in gif
I as in Iron Man
J as in Jacob
K as in Kirk
L as in left side of the road
M as in Mac
N as in 9gag
O as in Oxford comma
P as in physics
Q as in QWERTY
R as in red
S as in semicolon
T as in Taiwan
U as in under the toilet paper holder
V as in Valor
W as in Wolverines
X as in Xbox
Y as in Yankees
Z as in 0∈ℕ

A as in ayyy
B as in bee
C as in cede
D as in deed
E as in eeee
F as in fee
G as in gee
H as in he
I as in I
J as in jay
K as in kay
L as in lee
M as in me
N as in need
O as in oh
P as in pee
Q as in queue
R as in reed
S as in see
T as in tee
U as in unit
V as in veal
W as in why
X as in x-ray
Y as in you
Z as in zed

## JavaScript Test

For each item except 37 and 38, answer what the JavaScript expression evaluates to. If the expression throws an exception or error upon evaluation, indicate which exception or error is thrown.

Part A. One Divided by Zero

> 1/0
1. ______
> 1/-0
2. ______
> -1/-0
3. ______

Part B. Two Arrays Walk into a Foo

> []+[]
4. ______
> []-[]
5. ______
> []*[]
6. ______
> []/[]
7. ______
> []%[]
8. ______
> []<[]
9. ______
> []==[]
10. ______
> []<=[]
11. ______
> []<<[]
12. ______
> []>>[]
13. ______

Part C. Fifty Shades of Zero

> 0==””
14. ______
> 0==”0″
15. ______
> “”==”0″
16. ______
> 0+”0”
17. ______
> 0-“0”
18. ______
> 0==[]
19. ______
> []==0
20. ______
> 0==[0]
21. ______
> “0”==[0]
22. ______
> “0”==[“0”]
23. ______
> [0]==[“0”]
24. ______
> 0==[“0″]
25. ______
> [0]+[0]
26. ______
> [0]-[0]
27. ______
> [0]*”0”
28. ______
> []+{}
29. ______
> {}+[]
30. ______
> {}-[]
31. ______
> {}=={}
32. ______
> 0=={}
33. ______
> {}==0
34. ______
> 0=={0:0}
35. ______
> [0]+{0:0}
36. ______

37. What type is the result of []+{}+0, that is, adding the empty array, the empty object, and 0?
a. array
b. object
c. integer
d. number
e. this expression SyntaxErrors
f. none of the above

38. If you didn’t select e above, what exactly does []+{}+0 evaluate to? If you selected e above, what is the token that the SyntaxError complains about?

Part D. Array Operations

> var foo = [20, 5, 15, 10]
> var bar = foo.reverse()
> foo
39. ______
> bar
40. ______
> var foo = [20, 5, 15, 10]
> var bar = foo.sort()
> foo
41. ______
> bar
42. ______
> var foo = [20, 5, 15, 10]
> var bar = foo.concat([5])
> foo
43. ______
> bar
44. ______
> var foo = [20, 5, 15, 10]
> var bar = foo.concat(5)
> foo
45. ______
> bar
46. ______

Part E. Parsing to Integer

> parseInt(“10”)
47. ______
> parseInt(“1/0”)
48. ______
> parseInt(“10”,8)
49. ______
> parseInt(1/0,8)
50. ______
> parseInt(1/0,12)
51. ______
> parseInt(1/0,16)
52. ______
> parseInt(1/0,20)
53. ______
> parseInt(1/0,24)
54. ______
> parseInt(1/0,28)
55. ______
> parseInt(1/0,32)
56. ______
> parseInt(1/0,36)
57. ______
> parseInt(1/0,40)
58. ______

To check your answers (since there’s some pretty involved arithmetic here): out of your answers to items 50 through 58, the sum of your answers that are integers should be 43 mod 127 and 41 mod 151.

Part F. Putting it All Together

In case this “reassuring” disclaimer may be necessary: There are no typos in the writing of this function. Every single character (or lack thereof) is intentional for the purposes of the following items.

> quux(2,4,5)
59. ______
> quux(100,[“foo”],”foo”)
60. ______
> quux(0,0,0)
61. ______
> quux(0,0)
62. ______
> quux(0)
63. ______
> quux()
64. ______
> quux(0,0,0,0)
65. ______
> a
66. ______
> b
67. ______
> c
68. ______
> d
69. ______
> e
70. ______
> f
71. ______
> 0+quux
72. ______

As a final check of your work, exactly 7 of these 72 expressions throw an exception or error upon evaluation. You have exactly 7, right?

## How I Generate My Passwords, and Why, Fuck You Apple

What is much more problematic than using a weak password is using the same password in multiple places.

There’s a gigantic issue with using a new password for each site that you go to, though: you have to memorize that many passwords. You could use a scheme where you use the same base password and then append the name of the site to the end, but that’s really not more secure than just using the same password in each site.

You could decide to use one of those password managers that exist out there. Personally, I find myself unable to believe that I could just trust some external entity with all my passwords and have an expectation they’re all alright. Oh wait, I’m not even paranoid.

Here’s how I generate my passwords. This scheme is actually memorable, and actually produces significantly different passwords.

Here’s all you memorize to cover all of your websites you care about your password in: a string, a hierarchy, and a function.

1. The String

Any string of length that’s at least some moderately large number.

-sP~m*KsjO04

, for example, is an excellent string. It doesn’t matter that you don’t understand any particular patterns in the string, because there’s only 12 characters in it, and you can easily memorize just one string of 12 random characters.

## Keyboard

Things easier to type on my keyboard than on QWERTY:

the
that
this
have
they
Chen
United States
Massachusetts
Massachvsetts
alpha
beta
red
orange
green
white
teal
grey
earth
air
fire
lorem ipsum
emacs
one
three
four
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
lol
quantum
mens et manus
IHTFP
python
SimpleHTTPServer
cd
JQuery
sudo apt-get install
summon
screen -dr
yunith
raven
[::-1]

Things easier to type on QWERTY than on my keyboard:

QWERTY
word
yellow
black
pink
water
vim
rofl
two
five
Wu
Gmail
Ethiopia
California
public
private
keyboard
fuck
qw (the hardest two-letter combination to type on my keyboard)
Xi Jinping
zyxyvy
wordpress
bin
tidorn
buzzword-bingo
SIPB
:(){:|:&};:

For a person who is this fond of vim, it’s quite unfortunate that I designed my keyboard before I started using vim.