Massachvsetts ____________ of ____________

1) First rule of Bexley: ______ cannot ______ ______ in the ______.

2) Second rule of pika: ______ in ______ is ______ ______.

3) First rule of Tetazoo: ______ is not a ______.

4) Archery, Fencing, Pistol and ______

5) 5538x ______

6) 32-123 32-______

7) LSC ______!

8) Lenz’s Law. ______.

9) No ______. No ______ comments. No ______. Zero tolerance for ______ and/or ______. Keep ______ ______ to a minimum.

10) 182 ______: halfway to ______

11a) No ______ on the ______ until November ______.

11b) No ______ on the ______ until November ______.

12) THERE’S ______ ______ HAVING ______ IN 26-100 RIGHT NOW

13) Wanted: ______ cat, ______ and ______

14) #smoke______worship______

15) Black, red, ______(, ______)

16) Two unsubscribes make a ______; two ______ make a Ron Paul.

17) Expires ______ ______, 1994

18) LAPLACE IS HERE ______ ______ IS ______

19) Brute force is the ______ ______ of the ______.

20) Why visit me? You’ve ______ ______ ______ already ______ ______ ______ ______ ______.

21) ASMA KAWSAR ______ ______

22) Richard ______: Knight of ______ (also ______ ______)

23) So this is the ______ of floor 2. This is the ______ on floor 3. Here’s the ______ on floor 4. This is the ______ on floor 5. Here’s the ______ of floor 6.

24a) Transparent ______

24) Actually, it’s Transparent ______.

25) Solicitors (______ ______) will be assumed to ______ ______ ______ and ______

26) Dropbox, Lost Socks, and Binder Full of ______

26d) ITYM ______

27) Kzinti are not permitted to ______ the ______.

28) What’s your favorite undergraduate dorm on campus? ______: it’s their ______ ______.

29) Dragon ______, Squid ______, Science ______

30) out of ______ and/or ______

31) There’s no ______ in Bonfire kitchen.

32) There’s no ______ ______, because ______ is imaginary.

33) 2.361: ______ and ______

34) A special thanks to Stu Schmill, Eric Lander, Noam Chomsky, ______ ______, and Tim the Beaver

35)

CORRECTION TO THIS ARTICLE:

This article mistakenly refers to an informal harassment complaint about recaptioned comics as a “______ ______ complaint,” and the subheading mistakenly says that the ______ ______ (______) investigated whether the magazine had committed ______ ______ violations. The ______ only discussed whether to continue funding the magazine. The article also incorrectly says that the ______ of ______ ______ (______) brought the complaint before the ______’s ______ ______ (______), when in fact ______, some of whose members are also part of the ______, acted unilaterally.

Additionally, ______ (not ______) council members objected to the current cycle’s preliminary allocation, and the ______ (not ______) allocations were delayed by about ______ weeks (not ______). The condition that ______ ______ representatives meet with ______ and the ______ ______ ______ was unrelated and applied two funding cycles ago (not during the current cycle). ______ ______ and ______ ______ ______ of the General Counsel (not ______ ______ ______), recommended against using this condition for future cycles. The May 2013 meeting between ______ and ______ ______, which was also unrelated to the harrassment complaint, took place before (not after) summer allocations were released. Cory Hernandez ’14 is the treasurer of the ______ and a ______ (not ______) Vice-Chair of ______.

The article also mistakenly refers to ______ ______, magazine editor ______ ______, and the ______ ______ as “______,” “______,” and the “______ ______,” respectively.

36) This is not a puzzle. It’s also NOT ______.

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